So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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