I don't think brook has ever known best
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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