i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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