No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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