Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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