69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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