Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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