Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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