We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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