what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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