I am puke
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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