You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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