You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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