When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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