Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just sent this text using only my big toe
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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