I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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