gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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