Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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