no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Are we still banned from the library?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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