You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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