On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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