we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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