he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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