I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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