you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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