hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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