If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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