Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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