He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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