They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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