she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I intend to get homeless drunk
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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