So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
thus making me awesome and them whores
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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