nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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