Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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Blood and glitter go together right?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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