Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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