We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I am full of burrito and curiosity
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Who died my cat blue again?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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