Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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