I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
