I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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