And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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