clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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