I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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