How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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