so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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