singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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