Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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