i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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