btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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