So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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