At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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