wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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