I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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