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I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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