He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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