Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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