so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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