I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
