Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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